OH MY FREEKING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POGO STICK CRASHING INTO A GLASS-STUDDED WALL! WHY?! WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY SWEET MOTHER OF EVERY THING GOOD AND HOLY?!? WHY ME?! IT HURTS SO MUCH I'M SPONTANEOUSLY REVERTING TO MAKING CATHOLIC REFERENCES! I'M USING MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! O!! OMGWTFBBQROFLCOPTER!1! IT BURNS LIKE CIGARRETTES AND MENTHOL!! WHY ARE THERE NEEDLES BEING POKED INTO MY TRAGUS?! THERE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE NEEDLES!! IS IT THE PATRIARCHY?! IT HURTS SO MUCH THE PATRIARCHY MUST BE BEHIND THIS!!! GAAAAREERIJKKKKLOOOORF!!!!
Hans, the friendly neighborhood body piercer:
"Does this hurt?"
Composite Creature:
"Um. A little, I guess."
*blinks*
Bye-bye, tragus-helix industrial bondage bar, hello sucky little PTFE barbells for the next six months.
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R.I.P
Composite Creature
With great sadness I must inform the readers of this blog the following news!
From a reliable source that knew Composite Creature reports that she was killed in a car accident outside of a popular night club near her home. She was killed instantly along with a friend of hers. Thus the reason for no further activity by Composite Creature on her blog page.
R.I.P. Composite Creature - We will never forget you!
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